logo for Renegade Conservatory Guy blog

Hi, I'm looking for a design for the header of my wordpress blog http://renegadeconservatoryguy.co.uk/ . I'm looking for something to incorporate the type of industry I'm from, the products we sell, my sense of humour and including the blacked out image (with the question mark) of me.

Just to confirm - I will guarantee a winner for this contest.

http://renegadeconservatoryguy.co.uk/

I want a new design for my blog which includes the existing blacked out image of me, and then a design which incorporates the sector I talk about - the conservatory and double glazing industry in the UK.

I'm looking for something eye-catching, that portrays my sense of humour, and the fact that I talk about controversial subjects that others in the industry would not say.

Basically, I like upsetting people in our industry.

I am the managing director of this company in real life:

http://www.conservatoryoutlet.co.uk

- Needs to be 770 pixels x 140 pixels.
- You can use any images from these websites http://www.theconservatoryoutlet.co.uk, http://www.conservatoryoutlet.co.uk, and http://www.westyorkshirewindows.com.
- I'm going to use the cutline theme

- No restrictions on design as long as its eye catching and funny.